Pop quiz time - do you remember when I told all of you about Digit and the raffle to raise money for his vet bills? (no cheating looking at your neighbor’s paper) I donated because I was touched by the story, was pulling for the little guy and wanted to do what I could, [...]
Last night my family and I had dinner at a friend’s house, followed by games in the man cave (I kicked Trina’s ass 36 to 10 in air hockey), and illegal fireworks after the sun went down. It was a fun night and as usual Amelia provided the entertainment. She’s becoming very good at stringing [...]
Why must my garden continually taunt me???? What cosmic force thinks this is funny????? (and where is he so I can give him a black eye?) I took a quick look at it before I left for work and this is what I found growing on the the eggplant:
Oh please, I may be a sex-starved [...]
Today I flashed a police officer.
Yes, you read that correctly, I, the quiet, unassuming, glasses-wearing, cat-owning, stereotypical single woman, gave a full frontal of the girls to a city police officer. I am that classy.
And I wasn’t even drunk at the time (but I am now.)
I’ve had a long weekend. Saturday was spent moving the [...]
Again I need to learn not to Google myself when it’s slow at work . This is what I found this time:
Apparently someone found this photo that I had uploaded to Flickr a few months ago and thought that the Chinese speaking world would like to see my cats watch the toilet flush. If you [...]
I always knew that one day I would be embarrassed by my laissez-faire attitude toward mating my socks. I operate on the principle that I have much better things to do with my time than to spend an afternoon every other week with my socks all laid out on the floor and my furniture while [...]
I thought that I had plans last night and I was looking forward to them. Things didn’t work out as I hoped though so I had a few hours to kill until I went out for a few drinks with friends and talked about penises and the men attached to them. So I looked around [...]
Seriously, Peter Sellers???????
I think I need to start saving for plastic surgery.
