This is the first time I’ve ever gone to school in the summer, and let me tell you, so far it really blows. I am well aware that it’s my choice to be here, and that in the long run it’s going to benefit me, but damn, in the short term I have to do [...]
Monday is the one day I have to get ready for the rest of the week. The rest of the week is non-stop classes, meetings, and work. So any errands that need to be run, housework that needs to be done, plans I need to finalize, and naps I think I may need - they [...]
Foster: During lunch I stole some tuna from mom’s sandwich. Licked myself. Chased a few toys. Licked myself. Gave Marty some pointers on his roulette technique. Licked myself. Did a little ‘nip. Licked myself.
Marty: remembered how to inhale AND exhale, licked myself.
Harvey: So there’s this drawer, right? And it’s so cool, but you never know [...]
and damn, Marty will be so glad when we graduate
3 more days until the end of the semester, keeping it together (barely), and I’m just working on a masters
Today is the first official day of spring break. What exactly is on a stereotypical single woman’s wild agenda for this week?
Go on a shopping spree and foolishly spend my entire tax rebate on one thing - my next six months of car insurance.
Sleep eight hours every night. I cannot begin to convey how much [...]
Did you hear that big sigh of relief last night? ‘Cause it was a huge one.
Trust me, I’m as shocked as everyone else. Apparently my brain really does still work! At least occasionally - I’ve stopped counting the number of times I’ve been outwitted by a 2 1/2 yr old in the last three days. [...]
The only thing worse than the brain-busting, sleepless nights, and complete loss of confidence that is gearing up for finals is that span of time after you take them but before the grades have been posted. It’s my purgatory here on earth. I”m sitting on pins and needles here, checking Blackboard approximately every 10 minutes [...]
