This one is squeaking in under the wire - after being woken up by Mr. McNeedy meowing his scratchy “I smoke three packs a day” meow and hurtling himself repeatedly at the bedroom door around 4:30 this morning (because he was bored. And had to beat the shit out of his brother.) I worked the [...]
it’s always a good thing when the men in your life can share a hobby
Mr. Codejnki: (pointing to empty box of beer) “I’m just going to leave that there. That way, when you and the boys move in, they’ll have something to play in. Cats love hiding in boxes.”
Me: “It’ll be a huge hit. Boxes, bags, shelves, anything….it’s all a great place to sit there, hide, and wait until [...]
I had intended to spend this year’s Labor Day doing absolutely nothing that even resembled work. This summer has been so hectic that I decided I deserved one weekend to just sit on my ass. Between the summer semester, some outside projects, and my vacation last week* I’ve been more than productive enough to justify [...]
Dear Footwear Designers,
I would like it to go on record that I am completely over the ballerina flats look. You’ve had your hippie-dippie fun for the last year and a half, I’m begging you, please go back to making high heeled shoes. Please, Please, PLEASE.
You see, I have spent the last week trying to assemble [...]
Why hello there!
You may not remember me, so let me re-introduce myself. My name’s Sara, and I used to blog regularly here at stereotypical single woman. In fact it was my greatest outlet, but I had to take a break from my potty-mouthed, whiney, cat-ass-filled posts to finish up a summer semester of grad school [...]
