Foster: During lunch I stole some tuna from mom’s sandwich. Licked myself. Chased a few toys. Licked myself. Gave Marty some pointers on his roulette technique. Licked myself. Did a little ‘nip. Licked myself.
Marty: remembered how to inhale AND exhale, licked myself.
Harvey: So there’s this drawer, right? And it’s so cool, but you never know [...]
and damn, Marty will be so glad when we graduate
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A video of a dry-witted geek with cats? Pardon me while I swoon.
The boys aren’t too happy I saw this video though. They’re not too fond of the corporal cuddling. Or the yodeling. But they’ll get over it.
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[...]
I’ve been neglecting my blogging duties lately. I know. I’ve already scolded myself. “Bad, bad blogger. Not contributing to the good of the blogosphere. Not commenting on other’s blogs. Basically just sitting there, taking up space on people’s RSS reader. You should be ashamed of yourself.”
It’s just that I’m sure you’d rather read something [...]
You have absolutely no idea how much it took to not flush at that particular second
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And it gets exponentially worse with every additional cat.
Yet another sign that I am doomed to be single for the rest of my life.
Anyway, enough of my problems, if you need a laugh today go find out the meaning of SUIT. I almost peed myself.
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[...]
Why do the boys love spending time at Grandma and Grandpa’s house when mom’s really busy with work and school (and internalizing so much stress she makes herself sick)? Because they get away with shit like this.
And everyone thinks they’re just being cute. Spoiled little brats.
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And yet he feels as if he belongs in the place of honor, right on his grandmother’s lap.
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