stereotypical single woman

Listen lady, I don’t know who you are, but we can do this the easy way or we can do this the the hard way.
Specifically, you can make with the boobies or I can mess you up.

Welcome to the family Gretchen!

I promise, we’re really not as crazy as it first appears. Well, except for Amelia. You’re definitely going to need watch your back when she’s around.

I’m tired, have a head cold, and I had a job interview yesterday that I want to tell you about, but it’s late, I’m whipped, and there’s something much more exciting to show you - I’d like to introduce you to my new niece:

She was born today at approximately 6pm. I’m thinking it’s because she [...]

Dear Baby Girl,
I know you’re anxious to get out where all the action is. Sure, there’s lots to do and see, but none of this is going anywhere. It’ll still be here in October. Right now you just need to enjoy the free room and board from your mom while you can, because once you’re [...]

Who ever said toddlers weren’t good for anything?

My niece is a little genius, she has distilled the members of our family into just a few lines. And I don’t know if I understand all of it - but here’s my interpretation. Not only does she realize that my mother (her grandmother) has balls, and that Trina’s boobs are humongous, but that her [...]

This morning, as I was finishing up getting ready for work and trying to get myself out the door, I got a call from my sister Nana. I answered and the first thing I hear is “Sis! Sis!* POTTY!” My niece was so proud of herself (as she should be, she’s not even two yet) [...]

Just wanted to share a few pictures - yesterday my mom and I picked Amelia up from the sitter’s house and this is what she looked like:
The old women in the store kept staring at us like we had abused her - one even came up and asked us why on earth we had done [...]