stereotypical single woman

Because I’m moving and my brain is fried I don’t have anything fun to tell you today, so instead here’s a list of some of the recent search strings that have brought unsuspecting people to my blog (according to Statcounter):

• pros and cons of being single woman (I’ve never thought of it as a conscious choice, and I’m sure it was some poor Womyn’s Studies student looking for a well-researched, educational, thought-provoking article that was searching and found my site, which is anything but)
• “ivy league” sexy fight club myspace (yeah, I’m scratching my head on that one too)
• azithyromycin (I get at least one hit a day on with this one)
• best.gift 24yr girl -love
• barenaked ladies
• sibling rivalry
• quality of elann sonata
• bella blouse interweave knits
• “bathtub conversion kit”
• single woman after 34 (hell no I’m not, and if Google keeps sending people to me with that search string I’m going to drive over to Ann Arbor and throttle someone)
• bathroom buddies
• womans butt in bathroom
• blog single woman
• chunky urine (a disturbingly large amount of hits off this one)
• single women working and going to school
• “single woman” “three cats” (really, I’m not the only one? or possibly some guy out there is looking for a single woman with three cats, if so, EMAIL ME)
• BOOBS
• hairless shins male
• toilet water bank
• what is a stereotypical woman