stereotypical single woman

Tonight I had to clean a certain bank named after a couple of reverse order prime numerals, you know, the one I’ve mentioned before? Well apparently the men who were locked out of the relatively clean unisex bathroom decided to turn the men’s bathroom into their own little clubhouse, and what clubhouse would be complete without an ugly office furniture chaise from the 80’s?

That’ll show the women in that office. Taking their dirty pink bench that’s been sitting next to the vault covered in cobwebs (my fault, I hate spiders and avoid them at all costs) is the perfect revenge for men of such taste and refinement to take. And it’s such a lovely addition. I mean, that’s a luxury right there, especially when said chaise has a view like this.

And I gotta admit, it came in handy for me too. It was a great place to dry the toilet scrubber once I got done cleaning the toilet one of them had forgotten to flush. The cover was lost before I started working there and I hate dripping toilet water all over the floor when I take it back to the cleaning closet.