stereotypical single woman

This is what I cleaned up in the men’s room last night at a particular branch of a large, well-known bank:

Let’s take a closer look, shall we?

Now, I’m barely making more than minimum wage doing this as is, so I’m definitely not being paid enough to clean up after a guy after he has a date with Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters on company time. Especially one that has the poor taste to do it to In Touch and US Weekly. At least not without getting some sort of subtle revenge. After I had cleaned the toilet (side note - what is the problem with men and putting the toilet paper in the holder????? it’s not hard, it takes less that 10 seconds, but apparently this guy is so wiped out by Britney that he can’t be bothered) I decided that I had no choice but to start sabotaging his desk. (I didn’t take a picture of the before of the toilet, I didn’t want you to throw up, just trust me that it was disgusting enough to make me gag.)

Now, three men work at this particular bank so I’ve never known who the disgusting individual was that I’ve been cleaning up after. But last week there was dry cleaning hanging up in the men’s room, as well as some clothing that had obviously been worn left on the floor (unfolded, in a heap.) I checked the dry cleaning ticket on the shirts hanging up and figured out who the jerk was based on the logic that only someone who was comfortable enough to use a public workplace’s mens room as his personal dressing room would also be enough of a jackass to be whacking off on company time. I now know who to hate at this particular bank.

So after cleaning the toilet I went upstairs to dust his desk with the cloth I had cleaned his toilet with. After wiping down his telephone receiver and mouse I noticed a post-it on his desk. It said “@$@#, I stopped by hoping to see you before you went home to her, call me! ♥☺” So not only is he disgusting, but it’s pretty safe to assume that he’s cheating on his wife. Bastard. I had just generally disliked him before, now I really think he’s an asshole.

Oh, and my advice to everyone out there, when banking use the ATM. I’m sure that I’m not the only cleaning person who has been reduced to such actions.